Top Fantasy Football Team Names

Paul Ghiglieri (@FantasyGhigs) presents 120 Fantasy Football Team Names to Make You Happy.

Yes, this is important.

If we are going to pretend that playing a game where we live vicariously through other people’s athletic exploits means something, then you bet your bottom dollar that your fantasy football team name means something, too.

Part of the joy of playing in a fantasy football league is creating a fun team name for your squad. Equally as enjoyable is discovering what creative names your league-mates develop, as well. There’s honestly nothing worse than a person in your league who neglects to name his or her team and keeps some default clip art for a logo. You don’t want to be that person, at least you shouldn’t, anyway. For that reason, here are a plethora of potential team names to fit every style and need.

Whether you win or lose this year, having a good fantasy football team name will make the experience considerably better.

Get ready for an avalanche of puns!


Player Name Cinema Themes


Hot Chubb Time Machine Mahomes Alone Deshaun of the Dead
Dak to the Future Saving Matt Ryan Dude, Where’s Derek Carr?
Inglorious Staffords Kung Suh Panda Bend It Like Beckham Jr.
To Khalil a Mockingbird Remember the Titans Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
Forgetting Brandon Marshall Cobra Kyler Mayfield of Dreams
Brady Bunch Baker of Chains Finding Deebo
Conner Air Seventh Tevin Miami Guice
Of Guice and Men Saved by Le’Bell Fuller House
A Rivers Runs Through It Scantling Clad Wentz Upon a Time in the West
Cabin in the Woods Melvin and the Chipmunks Jacobs Ladder


There are dozens more that fit this description, but those thirty give you a pretty comprehensive idea of what a player name-cinema themed team name could look like.


Player Name Music Themes


Suh-Tang Clan (Ain’t Nuthin Ta F Wit) Ginn and Juice Le’Veon on a Prayer
Here’s My Number, So Call Me Brady Tre-Quan Me Ertz, Wentz, and Fire
Highway to Bell Gurleys Just Wanna Have Fun 99 Problems But a Fitz Ain’t One
I Got a Thielen More Than a Thielen Thielen Like Makin’ Love
Kerryon My Wayward Son Stairway to Evans Nuthin’ But a Jimmy G Thang
Love is an Open Gore Knock, Knock, Knockin’ on Evans’ Door Smoke on the Bridgewater
Le’Veon La Vida Loca You Down with JPP? Watt is Love?
Blue Royster Cult Death Cab for Coutee AJ Green Day
Call Me the Brees A Kiss from a Rosen Don’t Want No Chubbs
Fake Plastic Brees Kamara Police Coutee and the Blowfish


This is just a sample, but those thirty music-themed team names touch on nearly every major genre.


Player Name Expressions


It’s Von Like Donkey Kong The Hauschka Always Wins All’s Fairbairn in Love and War
Ladies and Edelman A Rosen By Any Other Name Let Sleeping Dogs Eli
Rebel Yeldons All I Do is Winston I’ll Make You Jameis
Rolls Royces Remember the Titans To Aaron is Human
Landry Service Dirty Landry Boyd Rage
Foles in One Mixon It Up The Mixon Administration
Pettis Wrap Shake-N-Bakers InstaGraham
You’re Njoking Diggs in a Blanket Megaertz
Sony Records Sony Side Up Just Say Wentz
Return of the Mack Kittle One Instant Kamara


Whether you’re looking for something witty, silly, or just a classic pun, that list should have you covered.


Warning: Some of the following border on NSFW… so proceed with caution.


Player Name Rowdy and Raunchy


Johnson and More Johnson Let’s Get Keke Clam Crowder in My Pants
Kissing Cousins Turn Your Head and Goff Son of a Mitch
Fournettecation You’re Fuller of S*** Go Luck Yourself
Baby Got Dak 2 Gurleys 1 Kupp Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy
Jimmy G-String Divas Chubbs Boner Patrol Chubby Chasers
King of the JuJus Gisele On Me OBJYN
Tug on David’s Johnson HaHa Clinton-Dix Rex Was Getting Some Burkhead
OJ Howard Did It Mitch Slap Suck My Ditka
On Your Knees Brees Luck Me Harder Jack Me Goff
Gronk’s VD Rub My Chubb Eiferted


Look, if this is your thing, then I imagine there’s something on that list that will satisfy your sick and twisted cravings. Those thirty are raunchy enough (to print, anyway).

Have an outstanding fantasy football team name not listed above? Share in the comments below!


(Photo by David Berding/Icon Sportswire)

One response to “Top Fantasy Football Team Names”

  1. There’s definately a lot to know about this topic. I really like all the points you’ve made.

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