Top Fantasy Football Team Names
Yes, this is important.
If we are going to pretend that playing a game where we live vicariously through other people’s athletic exploits means something, then you bet your bottom dollar that your fantasy football team name means something, too.
Part of the joy of playing in a fantasy football league is creating a fun team name for your squad. Equally as enjoyable is discovering what creative names your league-mates develop, as well. There’s honestly nothing worse than a person in your league who neglects to name his or her team and keeps some default clip art for a logo. You don’t want to be that person, at least you shouldn’t, anyway. For that reason, here are a plethora of potential team names to fit every style and need.
Whether you win or lose this year, having a good fantasy football team name will make the experience considerably better.
Get ready for an avalanche of puns!
Player Name Cinema Themes
|Hot Chubb Time Machine||Mahomes Alone||Deshaun of the Dead|
|Dak to the Future||Saving Matt Ryan||Dude, Where’s Derek Carr?|
|Inglorious Staffords||Kung Suh Panda||Bend It Like Beckham Jr.|
|To Khalil a Mockingbird||Remember the Titans||Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles|
|Forgetting Brandon Marshall||Cobra Kyler||Mayfield of Dreams|
|Brady Bunch||Baker of Chains||Finding Deebo|
|Conner Air||Seventh Tevin||Miami Guice|
|Of Guice and Men||Saved by Le’Bell||Fuller House|
|A Rivers Runs Through It||Scantling Clad||Wentz Upon a Time in the West|
|Cabin in the Woods||Melvin and the Chipmunks||Jacobs Ladder|
There are dozens more that fit this description, but those thirty give you a pretty comprehensive idea of what a player name-cinema themed team name could look like.
Player Name Music Themes
|Suh-Tang Clan (Ain’t Nuthin Ta F Wit)||Ginn and Juice||Le’Veon on a Prayer|
|Here’s My Number, So Call Me Brady||Tre-Quan Me||Ertz, Wentz, and Fire|
|Highway to Bell||Gurleys Just Wanna Have Fun||99 Problems But a Fitz Ain’t One|
|I Got a Thielen||More Than a Thielen||Thielen Like Makin’ Love|
|Kerryon My Wayward Son||Stairway to Evans||Nuthin’ But a Jimmy G Thang|
|Love is an Open Gore||Knock, Knock, Knockin’ on Evans’ Door||Smoke on the Bridgewater|
|Le’Veon La Vida Loca||You Down with JPP?||Watt is Love?|
|Blue Royster Cult||Death Cab for Coutee||AJ Green Day|
|Call Me the Brees||A Kiss from a Rosen||Don’t Want No Chubbs|
|Fake Plastic Brees||Kamara Police||Coutee and the Blowfish|
This is just a sample, but those thirty music-themed team names touch on nearly every major genre.
Player Name Expressions
|It’s Von Like Donkey Kong||The Hauschka Always Wins||All’s Fairbairn in Love and War|
|Ladies and Edelman||A Rosen By Any Other Name||Let Sleeping Dogs Eli|
|Rebel Yeldons||All I Do is Winston||I’ll Make You Jameis|
|Rolls Royces||Remember the Titans||To Aaron is Human|
|Landry Service||Dirty Landry||Boyd Rage|
|Foles in One||Mixon It Up||The Mixon Administration|
|You’re Njoking||Diggs in a Blanket||Megaertz|
|Sony Records||Sony Side Up||Just Say Wentz|
|Return of the Mack||Kittle One||Instant Kamara|
Whether you’re looking for something witty, silly, or just a classic pun, that list should have you covered.
Warning: Some of the following border on NSFW… so proceed with caution.
Player Name Rowdy and Raunchy
|Johnson and More Johnson||Let’s Get Keke||Clam Crowder in My Pants|
|Kissing Cousins||Turn Your Head and Goff||Son of a Mitch|
|Fournettecation||You’re Fuller of S***||Go Luck Yourself|
|Baby Got Dak||2 Gurleys 1 Kupp||Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy|
|Jimmy G-String Divas||Chubbs Boner Patrol||Chubby Chasers|
|King of the JuJus||Gisele On Me||OBJYN|
|Tug on David’s Johnson||HaHa Clinton-Dix||Rex Was Getting Some Burkhead|
|OJ Howard Did It||Mitch Slap||Suck My Ditka|
|On Your Knees Brees||Luck Me Harder||Jack Me Goff|
|Gronk’s VD||Rub My Chubb||Eiferted|
Look, if this is your thing, then I imagine there’s something on that list that will satisfy your sick and twisted cravings. Those thirty are raunchy enough (to print, anyway).
Have an outstanding fantasy football team name not listed above? Share in the comments below!
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