Top Fantasy Football Team Names

Yes, this is important.

If we are going to pretend that playing a game where we live vicariously through other people’s athletic exploits means something, then you bet your bottom dollar that your fantasy football team name means something, too.

Part of the joy of playing in a fantasy football league is creating a fun team name for your squad. Equally as enjoyable is discovering what creative names your league-mates develop, as well. There’s honestly nothing worse than a person in your league who neglects to name his or her team and keeps some default clip art for a logo. You don’t want to be that person, at least you shouldn’t, anyway. For that reason, here are a plethora of potential team names to fit every style and need.

Whether you win or lose this year, having a good fantasy football team name will make the experience considerably better.

Get ready for an avalanche of puns!

 

Player Name Cinema Themes

 

Hot Chubb Time Machine	Mahomes Alone	Deshaun of the Dead
Dak to the Future	Saving Matt Ryan	Dude, Where’s Derek Carr?
Inglorious Staffords	Kung Suh Panda	Bend It Like Beckham Jr.
To Khalil a Mockingbird	Remember the Titans	Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
Forgetting Brandon Marshall	Cobra Kyler	Mayfield of Dreams
Brady Bunch	Baker of Chains	Finding Deebo
Conner Air	Seventh Tevin	Miami Guice
Of Guice and Men	Saved by Le’Bell	Fuller House
A Rivers Runs Through It	Scantling Clad	Wentz Upon a Time in the West
Cabin in the Woods	Melvin and the Chipmunks	Jacobs Ladder

 

There are dozens more that fit this description, but those thirty give you a pretty comprehensive idea of what a player name-cinema themed team name could look like.

 

Player Name Music Themes

 

Suh-Tang Clan (Ain’t Nuthin Ta F Wit)	Ginn and Juice	Le’Veon on a Prayer
Here’s My Number, So Call Me Brady	Tre-Quan Me	Ertz, Wentz, and Fire
Highway to Bell	Gurleys Just Wanna Have Fun	99 Problems But a Fitz Ain’t One
I Got a Thielen	More Than a Thielen	Thielen Like Makin’ Love
Kerryon My Wayward Son	Stairway to Evans	Nuthin’ But a Jimmy G Thang
Love is an Open Gore	Knock, Knock, Knockin’ on Evans’ Door	Smoke on the Bridgewater
Le’Veon La Vida Loca	You Down with JPP?	Watt is Love?
Blue Royster Cult	Death Cab for Coutee	AJ Green Day
Call Me the Brees	A Kiss from a Rosen	Don’t Want No Chubbs
Fake Plastic Brees	Kamara Police	Coutee and the Blowfish

 

This is just a sample, but those thirty music-themed team names touch on nearly every major genre.

 

Player Name Expressions

 

It’s Von Like Donkey Kong	The Hauschka Always Wins	All’s Fairbairn in Love and War
Ladies and Edelman	A Rosen By Any Other Name	Let Sleeping Dogs Eli
Rebel Yeldons	All I Do is Winston	I’ll Make You Jameis
Rolls Royces	Remember the Titans	To Aaron is Human
Landry Service	Dirty Landry	Boyd Rage
Foles in One	Mixon It Up	The Mixon Administration
Pettis Wrap	Shake-N-Bakers	InstaGraham
You’re Njoking	Diggs in a Blanket	Megaertz
Sony Records	Sony Side Up	Just Say Wentz
Return of the Mack	Kittle One	Instant Kamara

 

Whether you’re looking for something witty, silly, or just a classic pun, that list should have you covered.

 

Warning: Some of the following border on NSFW… so proceed with caution.

 

Player Name Rowdy and Raunchy

 

Johnson and More Johnson	Let’s Get Keke	Clam Crowder in My Pants
Kissing Cousins	Turn Your Head and Goff	Son of a Mitch
Fournettecation	You’re Fuller of S***	Go Luck Yourself
Baby Got Dak	2 Gurleys 1 Kupp	Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy
Jimmy G-String Divas	Chubbs Boner Patrol	Chubby Chasers
King of the JuJus	Gisele On Me	OBJYN
Tug on David’s Johnson	HaHa Clinton-Dix	Rex Was Getting Some Burkhead
OJ Howard Did It	Mitch Slap	Suck My Ditka
On Your Knees Brees	Luck Me Harder	Jack Me Goff
Gronk’s VD	Rub My Chubb	Eiferted

 

Look, if this is your thing, then I imagine there’s something on that list that will satisfy your sick and twisted cravings. Those thirty are raunchy enough (to print, anyway).

Have an outstanding fantasy football team name not listed above? Share in the comments below!

 

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